America’s favorite Qanon soccer mom continues to win hearts and minds with her vicious rhetoric and her refusal to play by the rules in Congress. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) announced a few days ago that everyone in Congress is wheelin’ and dealin’ right now to try to pass Joe Biden’s infrastructure boondoggle.
Other Republicans in Congress should pay attention to Notorious MTG (Greene), because this is an amazing lady who really knows how to fight. Since the pork was flying and everyone else was making deals, Greene decided to get in on the action. She sent word to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that she would vote an enthusiastic YES on the bipartisan $1.2 trillion infrastructure boondoggle, in exchange for the following.
And before you ask, yes, this is a totally real list that Notorious MTG sent to the House Speaker.
1. Decertify the Election. Oh-my-goodness that’s hilarious. And also perfectly correct. No elected Republican in Congress should be doing anything right now other than demanding a 50-state forensic audit of 2020 and a full decertification of the election. Especially after all the concrete evidence of fraud in Arizona, Wisconsin, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Nevada, and Joe Biden’s home state of Delaware that’s been revealed in the past month.
2. Trump back in the WH. Greene kept her action items extremely succinct in her counteroffer to Pelosi. That’s exactly how she stated #2: “Trump back in the WH.” Short, to the point, and there’s no doubt that Pelosi will know exactly what she means. Plus, menu item number 2 obviously goes hand-in-hand with #1.
3. Fire Fauci. Bureaucrat Anthony Fauci has done more damage to America than any other incompetent public health official in US history. He’s become a religious figure to Democrats, who seem to believe that Fauci prayer candles and Christmas ornaments can ward off coronavirus. As I’ve chronicled here previously, Anthony Fauci singlehandedly ruined prom for Generation X with his scientifically inaccurate claims in the 1980s and ‘90s that HIV/AIDS was going to kill us all if we didn’t behave ourselves. His COVID proclamations and flip-flops are even less accurate. This guy is the worst.
4. Expel Maxine. Back in April, Democrats led by Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) tried to expel EVERY REPUBLICAN from Congress who had asked honest questions about the 2020 election between November 3rd and January 6th. The reason? Asking those questions had caused “Muh Insurrekshun” on January 6th.
Meanwhile, the toxic venom spewing from the forked tongue of Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) for the past 30+ years has caused actual deaths of innocent Americans. Mad Maxine almost singlehandedly caused the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, once upon a time. She also openly called for political violence against Trump supporters and Trump Cabinet members.
In point of fact, the toxic rhetoric of Maxine Waters is why that tag team of illegal aliens felt perfectly comfortable harassing and photographing Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) while she was on the crapper the other day. Waters is a walking tornado of encouraging political violence against anyone who gets in the way of the Democrat Party’s mad rush to communism.
(Total side note, but it’s going to be hilarious in a few weeks when Sinema switches parties and flips control of the Senate back to Republicans. Democrats will totally deserve it for thinking it’s okay to harass someone while they’re on the potty. And let’s face it: Even as a former Democrat, Sinema will never be as awful of a senator for Arizona as John McCain always was.)
5. Investigate Ilhan. I would have phrased this one a little different, more like “Arrest Ilhan Omar and deport her.” But “Investigate Ilhan” is good enough, I suppose. This menu item is also a double-finger-jab right in the eyes of Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA). Republicans threw Marjorie Taylor Greene under the bus by allowing the Democrats to strip Greene of her committee assignments earlier this year.
Yet notice how fiercely Democrats defend Ilhan Omar. This criminal foreigner whose real family name might not even be “Omar” married her own brother in order to commit immigration fraud, student loan fraud, food stamp fraud and a bunch of other frauds. Investigating this foreign crook is only the beginning of what needs to happen to her.
6. Build the Wall – Close the Border. Not much else needs to be said about this. You won’t see this on the news, but the Border Patrol can’t even process the female Haitian migrants under that bridge in Del Rio, Texas right now, because they keep running out of shackles. Why do they have to shackle them? Because the poor, innocent migrants keep pooping in their hands and throwing their own feces at the Border Patrol. And that’s just the WOMEN!
7. Vaccine Mandates. The COVID theater is all just plain insulting to the intelligence of normal people right now. Time to end the whole thing. Horse paste, over-the-counter allergy meds and other cheap therapeutics work just fine.
That’s it! That’s all it will take from Nancy Pelosi, and in exchange, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) will be a YES vote on the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill. I think that’s a perfectly reasonable offer. In fact, America would be getting off cheap if that’s what the final “deal” looks like.
Add to the list for PIGLOUSY #8. After completing 1-7 commit Hara-kiri, live, for all to see.
Along with biden!
Do not forget The Hildabeast Clinton who coijned the phrase UNIVERSAL this and that The Witch Feinstein Gun Graber Scum from Commiefornia and Gavin The Jesuit Scum with Jerry B Jr who said America needs to be run like the CCP
I also think Pelosi should be banned from US. She and her husband have stolen enough they can afford their own plane to make it happen
Man, I like her
MTG’s seven demands to Nasty Pelosi also apply to the RINOs. Both she and President Trump have shown them how to fight and win. So what do the RINOs do? Nothing. They would rather “lose with honor” than fight for America.
I couldn’t agree more, If the Republican National Committee wants my monetary support, then the Rinos have to get up off their asses an earn their keep. The dems stick together to get their agendas through, why can’t the republicans do the same thing and fight back…damnit!
8. Take comrades Biden, Harris, Pelosi, AOC,Schumer, Milly and the rest of the cronies to Quatimo Bay for treason
Love this lady!
It is a hilarious list but I could wish it would be granted. As it is, it is a real slap in the face for the drunken old hag.
Love you Marjorie! You’re on fire. Go get them. You’re the best!!!
Yeah well, while FO Biden is quietly filling our red states with virus positive ALIENS, he locks the rest down. Now who do you think is gonna take your job?
They do not need vaccines to work here. Figure it out.
It is just as outrageous as the 5.5 trillion bill giving Dems their every hearts desire.
You also forgot leave 401k. Alone that’s my pension. Or did they cut politicians pension by 40 percent. Death tax how about my nieces and nephews
That have problems. One half of heart is hard. 100 percent oxygen as a nephew 20 percent of lung capacity 3 kids is. School. I should be the judge who gets my money. Of course after government get there. Cut from taxes. enough is enough
This dear lady Greene has more balls then most men in politics I just adore her and praise her for her attitude roll on dear lady
Horse paste?!? . . . If Horse PISS works for COVID, use it! MTG deserves REELECTION. KUDOS to her. She doesn’t “mess around” – she gets right to the POINT. One Enlightened Patriot. Team Trump And His Allies 2020 – MAGA (WE’RE NOT going away!).
She’s got my support anytime. Patriot, Loves this country, God fearing. And a big supporter of the 2nd amendment. America needs more like her. Go get them MTG. America is behind you %
The more I know about her (MTG), the more I love her.
Yay! Woo-Hoo! Yippee!
Now let’s see the entire Republican Party get off its sold-out backside and stand up for America like they keep on claiming they do.
Sure, it’s a hilarious list but a hopeless one and we all know it.
STOP LAUGHING GOP AND GET TO WORK! Climb out of those dark caves you’re hiding in and do your jobs!
The Democrats ACT speedily and get their destructive agenda done. Republicans send letters, make flowery speeches and accomplish NOTHING! Sure, promises, promises. ObamaCare anyone? Election fraud, anyone? Certify the crooked election, anyone? Just big loud JOKES, eh?
It isn’t funny and it isn’t accomplishing anything!
pelosi and biden and schumer and shiff and waters and all the rest of the bullying dems…..be gone………
While we are cutting off heads,let’s get the head of the snake—George Soros and all the people associated with his contributions to the “New World Order” including CNN,MSNBC,NY Times,ABC,CBS,NBC,etc.
And more! Find out who sponsored Soros for citizenship and find out who let him – A WANTED WAR CRIMINAL – into the country in the first place! He’s still wanted in Hungary for collaborating with the Nazis to sell out his own people during WWII.
I thought it was ILLEGAL to allow wanted criminals into the country. But, I guess as long as he was bringing billion$ in ill-gotten gains in with him the Democrats wanted him to fund their take-down of America.
The depth of Democrat crime goes much deeper than most people know!
Excellent point–now hows do we go about getting G.Soros/family in any position but controlling with his BIG GBUCKS $$$$ ?I I’ll bet there are more “ANTI-SOROS’ citizens than people would think here in the USA
Money always seems to “he who has the gold rules?
psw
I’m moving to GA so I can vote for MTG
That is hilarious! If only it be true
Would love to see Hateful Nancy’s ugly face when she reads “Absolutely Respectable Representative (R-GA) Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s” commonsense demands ! Hail MT-G for a job well done ! Hope all those liars and Trump Haters get COVID !